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Feat
Ended On
Bruise
46th

The First Glimmer of the Giants' Awakening

And so it was that the many Glitchen of Ur once again did one of the most preposterous things ever in the whole history of games (and in the whole history of everything, for that matter). We love you.

The Supermega Goal of this feat was achieved! Participants shared a pool of 1,697,690 iMG, 1,697,690 currants, 169,769 mood, 169,769 energy, and 169,769 favor with all Giants, according to their contribution. All participants will also receive at least one small piece of petrified rock, which may contain ancient artifacts or other treasure. The top 26 contributors will receive large petrified rocks, contributors ranked 27 to 179 will receive medium petrified rocks, and contributors ranked 180 to 1009 will get two small rocks for their efforts.

Supermega Goal Accomplished: 170,613 incantations

Achieved on the 46th of Bruise, Year 26

8,783 incantations
37,781 incantations
169,769 incantations

The Legend

Glitchen all over Ur reported sightings of the Forehorseman, who was riding from street to street and shouting "The end is neigh!" to all who would listen. He had foreseen that the Giants, while still dreaming, were beginning to stir, and that the dream would end when the Giants awoke. While they were saddened by this turn of events, the Glitchen were determined to enjoy the dream to its fullest while the Giants remained asleep. They traversed all of Ur, scraping, mining, petting, massaging, trading, donating, harvesting, tending, meditating, imbibing, splanking, hi-ing, quaffing, drinking, eating, sniffing, poking, admiring, slathering, scooping, smelting, repairing, and, of course, grinding the whole time. And as they traveled, they spoke to one another in an ancient series of incantations. "This Game," they said, in the manner they had said many times before, "is absolutely preposterous." Echoing the sentiments of all, another would speak up to say, "I agree wholeheartedly!" "And yet," a third would say, "I will really miss it."

Heroes of the Feat


Jus​tin
3,333 incantations

moucri
3,262 incantations

Sakina
3,172 incantations

Assistants to the Heroes


TomC
2,013 incantations

Mr. Patches
1,753 incantations

Faereluth
1,416 incantations

Bruce Garetz
1,224 incantations

Botsy
1,206 incantations

Other Heroes

Gwynne
1,133 incantations
Lily Linguistic
1,121 incantations
ee-kai
1,027 incantations
Leksa
1,022 incantations
Kweeky
1,003 incantations

Apprentice Heroes


Fhaunel
958 incantations

armi
916 incantations

Bumblefish
878 incantations

the Great Zaven
861 incantations

angelikitten
834 incantations

Rednic
831 incantations

The Docta
827 incantations

Rinforest
814 incantations

Anaquana
812 incantations

Dragonflyz
780 incantations

Karis Fra Mauro
750 incantations

Crymson
749 incantations

Fullmetal Geek
718 incantations

Junior Associate Heroes