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The Legend
Glitchen all over Ur reported sightings of the Forehorseman, who was riding from street to street and shouting "The end is neigh!" to all who would listen. He had foreseen that the Giants, while still dreaming, were beginning to stir, and that the dream would end when the Giants awoke.
While they were saddened by this turn of events, the Glitchen were determined to enjoy the dream to its fullest while the Giants remained asleep.
They traversed all of Ur, scraping, mining, petting, massaging, trading, donating, harvesting, tending, meditating, imbibing, splanking, hi-ing, quaffing, drinking, eating, sniffing, poking, admiring, slathering, scooping, smelting, repairing, and, of course, grinding the whole time. And as they traveled, they spoke to one another in an ancient series of incantations.
"This Game," they said, in the manner they had said many times before, "is absolutely preposterous."
Echoing the sentiments of all, another would speak up to say, "I agree wholeheartedly!"
"And yet," a third would say, "I will really miss it."